This post is a lie

This was a triumph
I making note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It’s hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science.
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there’s no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.

Addendum:

I’m not even angry.
I’m being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we’re out of beta.
We’re releasing on time.
So I’m GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.

Addendum Addendum:

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you’ll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa…
THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It’s so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there’s Science to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I’m not you.
I’ve experiments to be run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive…

PS: And believe me I am
still alive.
PPS: I’m doing Science and I’m
still alive.
PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I’m
still alive.

FINALTHOUGHT:
While you’re dying I’ll be
still alive.

FINAL THOUGHT PS:
And when you’re dead I will be
still alive.

STILL ALIVE.

Todo el ASCII art de Portal aqui!

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In the year 2148…

MASS ERECT!

Mua ha ha ha YA ES MÍO!!!!!!!

Sólo llevo una hora de juego (acabo de iniciar la que será la trama gorda… o eso parece), he creado a mi personaje (un rumano asesino) y metido unos cuantos tiros.

Por ahora sólo puedo afirmar que la OST es de lujo, muy en la línea de Blade Runner, la música que suena en el menú de inicio es de palotismo garantizado 100%… en breve la ponen a la venta, asi que a por ella de cabeza!

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Mal día…

para dejar de esnifar pegamento!

Hoy he ido a comprarme el Super Mario Galaxy de WII… y me encuentro con

  • Super Mario Galaxy (WII)
  • Ratchet & Clank (PS3)
  • Lair (PS3)
  • Assassin’s Creed (X360)
  • Crysis (PC)
  • Final Fantasy Tactics (PSP)

amos un presupuesto de más de 300 euros que necesitaba para salir de alli contento!!! Qué dura es la vida del adictorl, y lo fuerte es que la semana que viene llega Mass Effect (X360) XD menuda traca.

Al final “sólo” han caido Super Mario Galaxy y Ratchet & Clank, sobredosis plataformera para quitarme el mono del Portal + Halo 3.

En breve pondré unas impresiones del Galaxy, lo mismo hace que no venda la Wii… ¿lo conseguirá?

Mua ha ha ha por ahora no puede tener mejor pinta!

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