This post is a lie

This was a triumph
I making note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It’s hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science.
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there’s no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.

Addendum:

I’m not even angry.
I’m being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we’re out of beta.
We’re releasing on time.
So I’m GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.

Addendum Addendum:

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you’ll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa…
THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It’s so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there’s Science to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I’m not you.
I’ve experiments to be run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive…

PS: And believe me I am
still alive.
PPS: I’m doing Science and I’m
still alive.
PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I’m
still alive.

FINALTHOUGHT:
While you’re dying I’ll be
still alive.

FINAL THOUGHT PS:
And when you’re dead I will be
still alive.

STILL ALIVE.

Todo el ASCII art de Portal aqui!

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More! More! MOOOOORE!

Comprax compulsivas… A MI!

Primero… IPOD TOUCH ya está en Madrid, XD aunque sea de exposición en la fnac y apagado, no sea que explote. Se acerca el fin del mundo! Uiiiis un poco más y hubiese sido mio!

Segundo… Por fin tengo SkyDoll! ( ^_^) hemos encontrado los 3 números de esta serie que sin saber de que diablos va, me dejó flipaete ( O_O) por la calidad del dibujo, hay mucho que aprender en esas páginas. Sci-fi pseudo erótica con concubinas robóticas que no son lo que parecen!

Tercero… Una nueva adquisición para la Threesexy (aunque tardaré en viciarlo por culpa de Jefe-DIOS-Maestro) El Dr.Freeman y compañía a tope con la maquinaria bajo el peor cover que han visto mis ojos (y eso que he visto mierdas enormes!)

¿Cómo te quedas?… pues en directo y pagando 60 € por él XD…
en fin por lo menos el contenido es de 10. En un mismo pack

– HL2
– HL2: Episode 1
– HL2: Episode 2
– Portal
– Team Fortress 2

Cuarto! XD… Una perlita para mi DS que tiene telarañas… vuelve LINK CABEZÓN, el único que debió existir.


QUINTO!!!!!

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Ande vaaaaaas goooooooooordo!
Ande vaaaaaaaaaaaas!

( ^_^) un par de “bocaditos” del rodilla, que tanta compra abre el apetito!

Y como mis post sin un video del youtube no son post, la broma del día! Pongan las máquinas a todo trapo… QUE EMPIECE EL HYYYYYYYYYYYPE!

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