¡Hoy es un gran día!

Por fin ( ^.^) Steam corriendo en OSX y Portal gratuito!
The Glorious PC Gaming God Race
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is DOOMED!

je je bueno no XD pero ya era hora que alguien se animase a mover ficha en mac, hasta ahora Blizzard era la única decente… sólo queda que sigan llegando actualizaciones (se supone que todos los Miércoles habrá cositas) y que Bioware la ponga encima de la mesa y suba TODO su catálogo al Steam.

THE CAKE IS A LIE! ( ^.^) GLaDOS here I go!

Te voy a decir dos cosas…

UNA!


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DOS!


No sé que haces que no pides uno!

A COMPRARLORL que se acaban!

Todo esto gracias a KOTAKU.
Ya está… puedes ir con Dios, yo me voy a Paradise City.

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Portal The flash game

WOA!
Pero qué motherfuckers!

Una panda de locos (que automáticamente han sido ascendidos a ROCKSTARS del flash) se han hecho Portal en flash (ha ha ha chispas! he puesto el suelo perdido)

Si nunca lo has jugado en su versión Steam <3 we-love-you es momento de que te aplaste esta pequeña dosis de genialidad jo jo jo que bien me han sentado las comilonas de gambas en el 2007, tengo hasta más vocabulario!

Primero un poco de hype youtubero…

Y ahora
THE-SECOND-GREATEST-FLASH-GAME-EVER-CREATED
pincha por aqui

Recuerda, si te gusta este juego TIENES que hacerte con el verdadero Portal… ( ^_^) es igual pero con 3 dimensiones!!!

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This post is a lie

This was a triumph
I making note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It’s hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science.
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there’s no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.

Addendum:

I’m not even angry.
I’m being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we’re out of beta.
We’re releasing on time.
So I’m GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.

Addendum Addendum:

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you’ll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa…
THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It’s so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there’s Science to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I’m not you.
I’ve experiments to be run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive…

PS: And believe me I am
still alive.
PPS: I’m doing Science and I’m
still alive.
PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I’m
still alive.

FINALTHOUGHT:
While you’re dying I’ll be
still alive.

FINAL THOUGHT PS:
And when you’re dead I will be
still alive.

STILL ALIVE.

Todo el ASCII art de Portal aqui!

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