192 tópicos de los RPGs

… principalmente consoleros y japoneses XD.

Me he cruzado con este documento que sólo dice verdades… asi que voy a currarme un flash que cada día te suelte una maravilla de estas:

No! My beloved peasant village!

The hero’s home town, city, slum, or planet will usually be annihilated in a spectacular fashion before the end of the game, and often before the end of the opening scene.

The Compulsories

There’s always a fire dungeon, an ice dungeon, a sewer maze, a misty forest, a derelict ghost ship, a mine, a glowing crystal maze, an ancient temple full of traps, a magic floating castle, and a technological dungeon.

Arbor Day Rule

At some point, you’re going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says.

Little Nemo Law

If any sleeping character has a dream, that dream will be either a 100% accurate memory of the past, a 100% accurate psychic sending from the present, a 100% accurate prophetic vision of the future, or a combination of two or all three of these.

Zelda’s Axiom

Whenever somebody tells you about “the five ancient talismans” or “the nine legendary crystals” or whatever, you can be quite confident that Saving the World will require you to go out and find every last one of them.

The Ultimate Rule

Anything called “Ultima (whatever)” or “Ultimate (whatever)” isn’t. There’s always at least one thing somewhere in the world which is even more.

And so on & on!